Phrases I'm glad aren't taken literally

  1. He just rubs me the wrong way
  2. I need to go lick my wounds
  3. Break a leg tonight!
  4. He's the butt of the joke.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  5. Go fly a kite.
    This only applies to the guy who sells drones at the store across the street from the kite shop.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  6. Bust a rhyme.
    Example: Roses are red; Violets are blue; Sugar is sweet; So is Stevia.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  7. "Paint the town red"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  8. Kiss my ass!
    Suggested by   @clairewentthere