QUESTIONS THAT I TEXTED MY FRIENDS LAST WEEK THAT STILL NEED TO BE ANSWERED

help a sista out
  1. Is anyone else freaked out by the concept of stairs?
  2. Who do I need to contact to suggest that Texas A&M gets a venmo account?
  3. Wouldn't Stagnation be the coolest name for a rapper?
  4. How do my fingers know where to type without looking at the keyboard?
  5. Can you give me a detailed description of how you picture the daily life of Smash Williams from FNL at Texas A&M?
  6. Why doesn't the inside of our nose smell like snot all the time?