Today I overheard a lady at the post office request 1150 stamps with hearts and flowers on them. BUT WHY?! WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE DOING WITH ALL THOSE STAMPS
  1. Sending a invitation to all of the house and senate members + significant others to her State of the Union watching party
  2. Sending fan mail to the 5 most famous people in each country
  3. Mailing in a ransom payment in increments because of the payment plan she had set up
  4. Sending a letter and picture of herself to each person she's been chatting with on AIM
    Suggested by @KikiHines
  5. Shipping one *really big* wedding gift to a special couple.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  6. She completed the continuing education course in flower arranging at the community center so she's sending her resume to every florist in her home state.
    Suggested by @Starmist