The Modern Family Members, Ranked

  1. 13.
    Lily
    I would add her to the worst TV children along the likes of Sydney Graham (Parenthood) and Julie Taylor (FNL). She so rude all the time to everyone ughhhhniemdoend
  2. 12.
    Claire
    Homegirl needs to pour herself a 7th glass of wine and chillllll. Always meddling & taking Phil for granted. Her mannerisms make me anxious
  3. 11.
    Alex
    It must be exhausting being this negative all the time — I need a nap even just writing these three descriptions
  4. 10.
    Mitchell
    Tends to be self involved and self righteous but overall loves Cam & the family and will do anything for them
  5. 9.
    Luke
    Baby Luke is cute & silly but I don't like the way he talks about girls when he gets older — I feel like he's my little brother and I don't want to see him become an actual boy
  6. 8.
    Joe
    Cute kid
  7. 7.
    Jay
    Secretly has a heart of gold & I just want to hug him so hard he pukes
  8. 6.
    Haley
    Ditzy but secretly has her ish together. I think she actually cares about her family the most out of the siblings. I want to be her surface level friend that helps you get ready for a night out and keeps you updated on all the gossip but you probably don't share any secrets or deep conversations with
  9. 5.
    Cameron
    Goofy, affectionate, multifaceted, a little over sensitive, and huggable. He's the fun guncle that we all want. **bonus points because he was in a frat with the husband of a family I used to babysit for and he showed me pictures of Cam serenading people on a bus**
  10. 4.
    Gloria
    Sassy, innovative, warm & a babe salad. She's mastered her woman's intuition and can read people insanely well. I want to take lessons from her on how to get people to do what I want all the time — I'm guessing half of it involves looking like her though so
  11. 3.
    Manny
    Marches to the beat of his own drum — so intelligent, sensitive, and the ultimate mama's boy. He often acts like the glue of the family and plays the part of the peacemaker. **bonus points because Rico grew up in Bryan/College Station where I go to school and he tweeted me once so I love him**
  12. 2.
    Andy
    Not technically part of the family but he sure takes care of them well. He's a bit over the top but also I think he would be so fun to date because he's so joyful, caring, and silly. Basically he's a mini Phil
  13. 1.
    Phil
    Wowow where to begin — Phil is joyful, spontaneous, sensitive, funny, silly, and just really weird. He's always sacrificing for his family without receiving anything in return. Like Manny, he plays the peacemaker role and always resolves the familial conflict. Also he becomes even more of a babe with age. ily Phil