THINGS THE BOY THAT SITS NEXT TO ME IN CLASS HAS SAID, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

  1. "Has he said anything important?"
    after he ran into class with 10 minutes left
  2. "Did you take notes?"
  3. "Can you send me your notes?"
  4. "What's your name?"
  5. "What I'm doing is very broad so I can do anything. I would love to become a CEO and I'll get to travel and one day make it global"
    In response to me asking "what kind of internship do you want to get this summer?"
  6. "I used to sit up there but then I decided to just stay back here"
    what? no you've literally sat next to me in every class
  7. "I give up on writing notes"
  8. "Can you send me your notes?"
  9. "Did he take attendance?"
  10. "Does he put the power points online? Cool I won't ask for your notes then"
  11. "Are you gonna get lit?"
  12. "You lift?"