THINGS YOU FORGET ABOUT UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THEM

  1. That you know all the lyrics to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado
  2. Abercrombie & Fitch is still a store
  3. The terror of sneezing when you're driving and you can't possibly keep your eyes open
  4. Justin Bieber once had an alleged baby mama who fell off the face of the planet
  5. You're out of toilet paper
  6. That I made this list and forgot to publish it
    As you can tell by the all caps title