Worst Forms Of Humor

  1. A waiter answering "no, we're out of that" when you ask "can I have ___?"
    Oh bummer I guess I'll have — oh wait you're not out of that? Oh you are? Oh. No wait you're not? STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART
  2. A clerk pretending your debit card doesn't work
    Oh shoot it doesn't? Should I try to slide it again? Oh you were just kidding? Oh.. Alright
  3. Your dad telling you as a small child that he snatched your nose off your face when in reality it's just his thumb
    Yeah giving me a face deformity is real funny DAD