1. Lists are cool.
    Look! Everyone is doing it!
  2. I'm social media-ing.
    Maybe I just needed the right platform to get the ball going.
  3. I'm ready to plan your wedding.
    This is just a given, I'm always ready for this. You are going to be a bridezilla but I will deal with it.
  4. Poop
    :)
  5. Visit me!
    Visit me! I'm ready!