When I was introduced the this breed of dinosaur for the first time in 1993's Jurassic Park, I didn't realise then what I know now... A velociraptor is my spirit animal and here's why:
  1. English is my fathers third language, but his endearing nickname for me is "Clever girl" much like the game keeper, Robert Muldoon calls his Raptors in Jurassic Park
  2. We both have amazing memories. Seriously, I remember every thing.
  3. Most importantly, and this is the big one here... We have both mastered the art of turning a door handle! There is no way you could keep either of us out of a kitchen, I mean, Come on?!