Everyone, absolutely everyone, loves a Mean Girls reference!
  1. Get in loser. We're going shopping.
  2. Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just like the rules of feminism.
  3. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
  4. It's like I have ESPN or something. My breast can always tell when it's going to rain. Well... They can tell when it's raining.
  5. On Wednesdays we wear pink.
  6. Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god, that was one time!
  7. You smell like a baby prostitute
  8. If you're from Africa, why are you white?
  9. She doesn't even go here!
  10. Don't have sex... Cos you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... Just, don't do it, promise? Ok everybody take some rubbers!