THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY GYM AND MY FRIENDS GYM

  1. My gym feels like it's for the general population... The plebs of society
  2. This gym is what I would call an "Aspirational Health Club"
  3. I've seen 3 women at my gym so far in my 8 visits and we are all on the same track...
  4. This gym I've seen 8 women and I am still in the lobby, they wear their active wear like a second skin and are at least 5'10"... You know, runway height
  5. I dress like I hate the gym... (Which I do) Sneakers, black leggings, black "🌙 we are the weirdos mister ⭐️" tshirt, (yes that is a quote from The Craft) black and white flanny, hair tied back like Rey from Star Wars - ready to drip copious amounts of sweat and currently my black ray ban wayfarers holding back my bangs
  6. I'm still going to be brave and head in there anyway
  7. And I am rewarding my burn with some cool fro-yo!