THINGS TO DO TO TRY AND FALL ASLEEP

When counting sheep just won't do...
  1. Put a British Sitcom on YouTube. I've watched them so many times, they are so enjoyable but I know how they end so I don't suffer FOMO when I fall asleep
  2. Have a warm shower
  3. Have a midnight snack
  4. Massage my ear lobes, hitting the stress pressure points
  5. Make another list on The List App
  6. Fantasise about what it's like to date a Hollywood celebrity
  7. Do a pee pee (obvi on the toilet)
  8. Bore myself to tears on Facebook because it's so old and boring not like the new and awesome List App