WHAT I AM WEARING TODAY

  1. Men's Ghostbuster's undies
    Cos I am all like fuck the patriarchy and shit
  2. Black Sports bra
    More comfortable than the conventional bra and I won't have to change out of it when I work out later
  3. Blue "Boyfriend" jeans
    Which I just tried to put on Kriss Kross style (back to front) because I wasn't paying attention
  4. RUN DMC Tee
    Because it's like that, and that's the way it is...
  5. Thongs
    Americans will know these as flip flops