Questions That College Has Ruined the Answers To

  1. How are you?
    Nobody wants to devote the time or energy to honestly answering this.
  2. What do you want to do in life?
    This question gets run into the ground after the first month?
  3. Wanna hang out?
    Intentions are always questioned?
  4. Are you having a good time?
    Everyone is always thinking ahead and to the next thing on his/her checklist. Carpe Diem.
  5. Are you caught up on (Insert TV Show here)?
    You watch too much TV or not enough.