1. Maybe if someone on this app discovers that I'm a humorous writer, then they'll reach out to hire me
  2. Maybe I should double down and try and start a Parody Twitter account in hopes that it goes viral
  3. Has anyone made a list that's actually just their resumé?
  4. Am I the only one who put the accent on resumé
    That's 6 years of French classes for you...
  5. I guess I'll wait and see what happens...