things i like to steal from hotels

  1. soaps
    shampoos, conditioners, body washes oh my
  2. anything from the free breakfast that wont make a mess in my pocket
  3. robes
  4. televisions
  5. expensive art
  6. the safe behind the front desk
  7. the guy behind the front desk
  8. and of course that expensive ass fiji water
    and who's going to stop me? the front desk guy?