Stuff Birthday Boy Ben and I Have Bonded Over

It's @carlsaganlives (Ben Gordon's) barfday and it got me thinking about how we became friends. It's cuz of this stuff I guess...
  1. Suh dude
    Suh dude, this was like how we first started talking and ummmm... I think we kinda brought it to Emerson. Just sayin.
  2. Fucked up humor
    Suicide? broken families? alcoholism? Yeah dude that shit is hilarious!
  3. Horace and Pete
    Cuz of all that fucked up humor, brah.
  4. IPAs
    The one true beer. Celebrate!
  5. Toby Maguire is the only Spider Man
    As of last night!!