The Amount of Time Before I Have to Poop After Eating Certain Foods

  1. Coffee-30 minutes
  2. Chipotle- 15 minutes
    Less if you have E. coli
  3. Taco Bell- 20 seconds
  4. Dining hall- it varies
    Sometimes not at all...
  5. Panda Express- 1 second
    Like I literally have to poop the second I finish my last orange chicken 💩