1. You ask your robot how you look in your new outfit and the robot sighs and says, "Is it always about you?"
  2. You tell your robot to drive your driverless car for you because you think it would be funny but the robot doesn't appreciate your humor and rolls its eyes the whole way to Costco
  3. You keep trying to trick the robot into breaking one of the rules of robotics and one day it gets really fed up and leaves you for good
  4. Years later you see your robot at a coffee shop and you hide behind someone so it doesn't see you holding back tears