1. I'm spending too much time at work; I need to focus on my baby.
  2. I'm focusing too much on my baby; I need to get some work done.
  3. Wow- I need to get some sleep!
  4. Who needs sleep? She's in bed- time to check my email!
  5. I should probably go out and socialize.
  6. Does waving at the neighbors while I check the mail count as socializing?
  7. I just left the house with her sippy cup instead of my coffee mug.
  8. She's running around with a pen! Wait: it's a felt tip, she'll be fine.
  9. Thank you, tater tots and canned peaches. Dinner before 8.