THINGS I DID THIS MORNING BEFORE I GOT OUT OF BED

  1. Turned off alarm
  2. Fell back asleep
  3. Turned off second alarm
  4. Groaned
  5. Fell back asleep
  6. Turned off third alarm
  7. Debated if I NEEDED to do laundry
  8. Fell back asleep
  9. Turned off fourth alarm
  10. Screamed
  11. Went on Snapchat
  12. Went on Instagram
  13. Went on Twitter
  14. Fell back asleep
  15. Snored myself awake
  16. Remembered I downloaded The List App while drunk last night
  17. Got out of bed