THINGS FRAT BOYS HAVE SAID AROUND/TO ME

  1. "I'm really only friends with him for the power trip"
    referring to best friend
  2. "What are the chances I'm as funny as I think I am?"
    Slim to none
  3. "We call our home Vietnam because it's so fucking far"
  4. "We do nasty. We don't do gay"
    referring to pledging
  5. "I could be down"
    But are you????
  6. "He told me I could say fag just not to him"
    referring to gay frat president
  7. "It's fraternity not frat"
  8. "He's a homo but a homie"
    BUT!
  9. "You should maybe take plan b. I can venmo you like $25"
    what a gentleman!!
  10. "I can't go to Vegas, I'm speaking at my church"
    Surprising and endearing