Since you asked...
  1. I have to register for that 5K still
  2. There is now a fee, UGH
  3. I need to cancel with beer guy
  4. I am nervous about grad school
  5. I want to win the lottery
  6. I have negative dollars
  7. I really enjoyed that ice cream
  8. What if I don't finish the book club book?!
  9. I am so gassy when I'm on my period
  10. I just farted
  11. I love you