Things my baby brother said today

He's 3.
  1. Do you like poop?
  2. I want to watch them die.
    Don't worry, it was just some ants. But maybe that's still a little disturbing.
  3. *bird noises*
  4. Can you take a picture of me putting my finger in the grape juice?
  5. Sriracha!
  6. Let me look in your throat.
  7. I have pee on me! Pee on me!
  8. I love you.