Thanks for the suggestion @DCB !
  1. They are always happy to see you
  2. They are soft
  3. They twitch their feet when they sleep
  4. Sometimes they run into things and it's okay to laugh at them because they're not humans so you won't hurt their feelings
  5. They clean up crumbs off the floor
  6. They have elbows and ankles on all four legs
  7. They are the best listeners
  8. They don't judge you for seeing how long you can go without showering
  9. They don't judge you when you eat a peanut butter bagel for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because you don't want to cook or clean anything
  10. They just don't judge you ever
  11. They are easily tricked
  12. The way they drink water is fascinating