WEIRD SHIT I'VE SEEN ON MY STOOP
- •A teen vagrant taking a nap.
- •A neighbor sitting alone listening to EDM/world music at top volume on a giant speaker at 2 am.
- •A large box poorly hidden under a welcome mat.
- •A lady smoking meth.
- •Another neighbor kissing someone who wasn't his wife goodnight.
- •My CSA farm box delivery which had clearly been rifled through -- with just the fruit missing.
- •A raccoon.
- •A package for my neighbor from a company called "Getting Piggy With It."