WEIRD SHIT I'VE SEEN ON MY STOOP

  1. A teen vagrant taking a nap.
  2. A neighbor sitting alone listening to EDM/world music at top volume on a giant speaker at 2 am.
  3. A large box poorly hidden under a welcome mat.
  4. A lady smoking meth.
  5. Another neighbor kissing someone who wasn't his wife goodnight.
  6. My CSA farm box delivery which had clearly been rifled through -- with just the fruit missing.
  7. A raccoon.
  8. A package for my neighbor from a company called "Getting Piggy With It."