HERE IS HOW I KNOW I'M BACK AT WORK

  1. A tension headache in my right eye
  2. Peed 4x before noon
  3. Ate a to-go coffee cups worth of unmarked cereal (just ate another)
  4. Watched 4 episodes of Rick and Morty
  5. Working on another episode of Rick and Morty (full screen)
  6. Making lists (on this app)
  7. Have not done any work (yet!)
  8. Coffee deliveries (silver lining)