APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE
- •"Too much swagger for the dagger"
- •"Too beautiful for this world, so this world took her ass out"
- •"This is an empty grave, because, jokes on you mortal human, Amy is actually an immortal being and needs no resting place."
- •"Here lives the woman nicknamed The Black Widow, who outlived all 14 of her very rich husbands who died under very mysterious circumstances"