APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. "Too much swagger for the dagger"
  2. "Hella"
  3. "Too beautiful for this world, so this world took her ass out"
  4. "This is an empty grave, because, jokes on you mortal human, Amy is actually an immortal being and needs no resting place."
  5. "Here lives the woman nicknamed The Black Widow, who outlived all 14 of her very rich husbands who died under very mysterious circumstances"