WAYS IN WHICH I AM AN EMBARRASSINGLY STEREOTYPICAL SOUTHERN CALIFORNIAN

  1. Puts avocados on everything.
  2. Doesn't understand people who don't put avocados on everything?
  3. Drives everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
  4. Bitches about traffic because everyone else also drives everywhere.
  5. Wears flip-flops year-round
  6. "Dude""bro""bruh" all manage to be terms of endearment and verbs
  7. Remembers that crazy cold winter we had that one time when it got down to like 40
  8. Kale
  9. Will go to battle for a single disparaging remark about In n Out
  10. But secretly is angry all in n outs dont have avocados