1. Billy Madison
    "I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
  2. The Waterboy
    "Remember when Bobby Boucher came back at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?"
  3. Happy Gilmore
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" "...No!"
  4. The Wedding Singer
    "Now why don't you take of my Van Halen shirt before you curse the band and they break up."
  5. All that other trash.