Biggest Personal Flaws

This is what I've got world - it's reprehensible, but it's mine.
  1. Vaginal constitution of 1600s woman
    100% would die in childbirth
  2. Eyesight like mole - being generous
  3. Never watched Friends...and don't intend to
  4. Set off by the sound of removing tape
    Mom says it's from the nurses placing/ripping the tape for IV for my thyroglossal duct cyst draining surgery at 2wks old
  5. Pendulum Personality
    Functioning in opposites sometime means instead of a picking - I do nothing!