Love Affairs that Didn't Happen on this Road Trip
But Could Have, or I Seriously Considered
- •Waitress Trapped in Rt 66 Pie Diner who Has Never Seen a City"I know everybody in town. It's—- it's fine."
- •Mustache Barista, Portland OR"You're my last biscuit today. Here, try the green chile sauce. We house-make it."
- •Expensive Woman with Puppy that Looks like a Teddy Bear, Oklahoma City"This is Dudley."
- •Chris Pine, Los Angeles"Hello, I'm Chris Pine."
- •Air Bnb Host, Flagstaff"Are you guys playing Pokemon Go? Nice."
- •Ray-Bans Model Douchebag, Elephant Seal Scenic Vista, Rt 1"How are you getting these squirrels to follow you around?"
- •Beautiful Hiking Nurse who Didn't Take Up Our Offer of S'mores, Amarillo"I travel alone a lot, I know how to take a good selfie."
- •Disaffected Parking Attendant in Coheed & Cambria shirt, Santa Fe"Yeah. Park anywhere, I guess."
- •Stanley Tucci, Muir Woods"Lots of tourists today... Follow me, I know a majestic clearing."