THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING FROM CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND
- •Literally everyone asks why we named our town after the actor Chevy Chase.We didn't. We long outdate him. His real name is Cornelius.
- •It's easier but false to say you're from D.C., and this usually requires more boring explanation.
- •It says Chevy Chase on your ID, which for some reason people think is really fun.