THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING FROM CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND

  1. Literally everyone asks why we named our town after the actor Chevy Chase.
    We didn't. We long outdate him. His real name is Cornelius.
  2. It's easier but false to say you're from D.C., and this usually requires more boring explanation.
  3. It says Chevy Chase on your ID, which for some reason people think is really fun.