MY DAD'S BEST DAD SAYINGS

  1. "Do you think I fell off the turnip truck this morning?"
  2. "I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night."
  3. "If you give dick, you get dick."
    (For this saying, dick = dick all = nothing.)
  4. "If you can't rise with the sparrows in the morning, don't fly with the eagles at night."