HOW TO PISS OFF A BARTENDER IN 8 EASY STEPS
Because what's not to love about making a Long Island iced tea for the shitty tipper?
- 1.Asking what ingredients are in a drink when it's on the menu that you are staring at.
- 2.Complaining that everything is really expensive.Go buy yourself a 6 pack and watch tv at home
- 3.Asking for "hook ups."
- 4.Claiming there is no alcohol in your drink.
- 5.Asking to make your drink "strong."
- 6.Tearing up your coaster in to itsy bitsy pieces.
- 7.Waving your hands around to get attention.
- 8.Leaving a shitty tip.