HOW TO PISS OFF A BARTENDER IN 8 EASY STEPS

Because what's not to love about making a Long Island iced tea for the shitty tipper?
  1. 1.
    Asking what ingredients are in a drink when it's on the menu that you are staring at.
  2. 2.
    Complaining that everything is really expensive.
    Go buy yourself a 6 pack and watch tv at home
  3. 3.
    Asking for "hook ups."
  4. 4.
    Claiming there is no alcohol in your drink.
  5. 5.
    Asking to make your drink "strong."
  6. 6.
    Tearing up your coaster in to itsy bitsy pieces.
  7. 7.
    Waving your hands around to get attention.
  8. 8.
    Leaving a shitty tip.