THE THREE OLYMPIC SPORTS I WOULD WANT TO COMPETE IN

Summer > Winter
  1. Gymnastics
    Because who wouldn't want to be able to flip and twist and fly through the air like it's no big deal? And get to wear those glittery leotards? And you would be in such great shape.
  2. Diving
    Just because it looks so thrilling. And it's super suspenseful. And you get to fly through the air like the gymnasts. And there's water involved, which is fun.
  3. Swimming
    You basically get to be a temporary mermaid. And you would probably get to be friends with Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. So, win-win.