REASONS TARGET IS MY HAPPY PLACE

I spend a lot of time in target
  1. It smells like popcorn
    Popcorn is the main motivator in my life
  2. Time does not exist in Target
    Has it been twenty minutes? Oh it's been 2 hours..
  3. You can buy anything and everything
    Do I need it? No. Am I going to buy it? Definitely.
  4. It's a judge free zone
    Everyone is buying shit they don't need
  5. The floors are shiny
    It's so childish to try to "chase" the lights reflecting on the floor 🙄 (I do it every time.)
  6. Your total is always a surprise
    It's basically like playing the lottery, I never know what I'm going to spend. So exhilarating.