THINGS I'VE GOOGLED IN THE PAST 15 MINUTES

  1. Self-help books
    How to set boundaries, leaving a toxic relationship, self-esteem issues, general psychological self-help
  2. Clean-eating
    That really doesn't sound appetizing. Looks like it's gonna be expensive.
  3. How to work out
    Do people actually enjoy it? What if I'm literally lazy as shit?
  4. How to return items to Forever 21
    Return code: it looked better on the model.
  5. Is it possible to quit my job(s) and run away?
    If so, what is the best approach to take?
  6. Why do all my friends hate me?
    Reasons why I googled item #1
  7. Dark circles
    Please go away, I already know I'm tired