THINGS I'M TIRED OF HEARING FROM RETAIL CUSTOMERS

I work at target and sometimes it's terrible
  1. "only my wife/son/husband!!!"
    re: "can I help you find anything?". is it an emergency that you don't know where they are? no? then don't mention it to me.
  2. "I was here last week and all of the toasters were just here!! where do y'all hide them!?"
    ma'am, I'm not hiding anything. it's the holidays. things move fast.
  3. "you don't carry x? well, you really should!! who can I talk to about that?"
    I don't know, the CEO of target? I'm not in charge of product stock. I am one rung above our lowly sales floor employees.
  4. "you don't sell y? but bed bath and beyond does! why don't y'all sell it?"
    COOL IDK JUST GO BUY IT AT BED BATH AND BEYOND MAYBE?
  5. "where are your tree stands?"
    it's the day before Christmas. we don't have any. this is on you.