THINGS BABIES DO BETTER THAN GROWN UPS

  1. Poop
    It's always so full of vegetables!
  2. Get what they want
    Adults will literally try EVERYTHING (burp, feed, change, entertain, sooth, talk,sing, avoid, another, etc etc) to discover what a baby needs. Adults need other adults to be specific.
  3. Laugh
    Have you seen a baby laugh? It's intoxicating
  4. Play
    Uh. Wtf is this thing at the end of my leg?! Is it always there?! OMG there are 5 other mini things that wiggle!!! Do you think that will fit in my mouth?! I WIN!
  5. Sleep
    Plus they are doing a great job if they sleep 10 hours a night. When I do it I'm "lazy"
  6. Eat
    They even get to have food all over their face!