THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN OBAMA.

  1. Anthony Crispino
    Maybe the worst news anchor in the history of the world. Thank you snl.
  2. Bill Clinton
    Yeah right, Bill. You sly dog.
  3. A big foot sighting
    Easily. no questions asked.
  4. Beef jerky
    Though still unpleasant and fake, still leaves a better taste in my mouth.
  5. A Hilary Clinton war story
    If that ain't some bull I don't know what is.
  6. Taking a pill offered by Bill Cosby
    Eh, Maybe. Probably not though.
  7. Wilson Christenberry
    No competition here. Probably a different story if we're talking about ole Carl.
  8. Pinocchio
    Literally a cartoon.
  9. this app
    ...