THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN OBAMA.
- •Anthony CrispinoMaybe the worst news anchor in the history of the world. Thank you snl.
- •Bill ClintonYeah right, Bill. You sly dog.
- •A big foot sightingEasily. no questions asked.
- •Beef jerkyThough still unpleasant and fake, still leaves a better taste in my mouth.
- •A Hilary Clinton war storyIf that ain't some bull I don't know what is.
- •Taking a pill offered by Bill CosbyEh, Maybe. Probably not though.
- •Wilson ChristenberryNo competition here. Probably a different story if we're talking about ole Carl.
- •PinocchioLiterally a cartoon.
- •this app...