ALL OF PHYLLIS NEFLER'S OUTFITS IN TROOP BEVERLY HILLS, RANKED

All decisions are final.
  1. 1.
    The Buoyant Pastel Creampuff Split-Personality Bustle
  2. 2.
    The Baby Pink Mink-Lined Negligee
    For roughing it at the Beverly Hills Hotel
  3. 3.
    The Garland Embellished Orange Seersucker Sundress
  4. 4.
    The New Wilderness Girls Outfit Complete with Green Satin-Lined Cape
  5. 5.
    The Camping Trip Fur Coat
  6. 6.
    The Basic Lavender Visiting the Tailor Victorian Minidress
  7. 7.
    The Kept Woman Gigot Sleeve Peplum
  8. 8.
    The Pretty in Pitchfork
  9. 9.
    The Special Edition Gold Lamé Wilderness Girls Couture Ensemble
  10. 10.
    The Optical Illusion Salesgirl Disorienting Rodeo Drive Dress
  11. 11.
    The Za-Za Zebra
    Naturally, zebra cigarette pants with an open skirt (what do you call that?? A booty curtain?) for gathering lemons
  12. 12.
    The Emerald Edge Courtroom Cold Shoulder
  13. 13.
    The You Got to Kiss a Lot of Frogs Cartier Brooch and Fascinator
  14. 14.
    The Salon Cappuccino Robe and Beret
    For a day of pampering at Christophe
  15. 15.
    The Wilderness Girls Fleet Walk Patch Party Sailor Suit
  16. 16.
    The Final Challenge Jodphurs
  17. 17.
    The Yes, Show Me Officer Cardigan
  18. 18.
    The Steal at $5000
  19. 19.
    The Sing for Your Supper Wilderness Girls Pleated Skirt
    It's Cookie Time, alright
  20. 20.
    The Foil Leisure Cape
  21. 21.
    The Farmgirl Can't Open Her Mayonnaise Jumpsuit
  22. 22.
    The Wilderness Girls Meets Diane Keaton Silk Shirt and Tie
  23. 23.
    The Wilderness Girls Meets Katharine Hepburn Pantsuit
  24. 24.
    The Polka Don't Leisure Short Set
  25. 25.
    The Wilderness Girls Shirt Dress
  26. 26.
    The Doing the Freddie Bumblebee Athleisure
  27. 27.
    The Doing the Freddie Dance Wilderness Girls Shortsuit
  28. 28.
    The Pouty Floral Chinese-Inspired Blouse
  29. 29.
    The Drab Little French Girl Shopping Outfit
  30. 30.
    The Bottoming Out on Evian Lacy Mourning Gown
  31. 31.
    The Bowling Shirt More Like Gutterball
  32. 32.
    The Original Wilderness Girl Uniform
    Before trusty tailor Henri gets his hands on it
  33. 33.
    The It's Not Always Sunny in Beverly Hills Chunky Short
    Unflattering cut AND color
  34. 34.
    The Tragic Gray "I Give Up Sartorially and Spiritually" Sweater
  35. 35.
    The C U at Coachella Headdress