1. "We better check on mother and the cats. She's a lot of fun. I hope she doesn't die." - Little Edie
  2. "If you can't get a man to propose to you, you might as well be dead." - LE
  3. "The cat's going to the bathroom right in back of my portrait...I'm glad he is. I'm glad somebody's doing something he wanted to do." - Big Edie
  4. "I'm scared to death of doors, locks, people around in the background, under the trees, in the bushes. I'm absolutely terrified." - LE
  5. "She had a proposal of marriage from Paul Getty. Remember Paul?" - BE
  6. "You see, in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know they were dealing with a stanch character...S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse. I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what." - LE
  7. "This is a revolutionary costume." - LE
  8. "He doesn't want any sex with you!" - BE
  9. "I'm mad about animals, but raccoons and cats become a little bit boring. I mean, for too long a time" - LE
  10. "You can't have your cake and eat it too in life" - LE "Oh yes I did. I did. I had my cake, loved it, mastics ted it, chewed it, and had everything I wanted."
  11. "He always compliments me on the way I do my corn" - BE
  12. "Listen kid! I'm extremely organized. I know exactly where to look for this stuff. I've got it under control right here, but I can't find it. Get it?" - LE
  13. "France fell but Edie didn't fall." - BE