DADS OF GOSSIP GIRL RANKED BY 🔥🔥🔥

  1. Bart Bass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Like an angrier Michael Keaton. Yes please!
  2. William van der Woodsen 🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Like a mid-90s Alec Baldwin. Yes please!
  3. Harold Waldorf 🔥🔥🔥
    Love a man with his own picnic basket
  4. Cyrus Rose 🔥
    Great smile. Probably a very gentle lover
  5. Howard Archibald ❄️
    Aggressively meh
  6. Rufus Humphrey 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
    NO NEVER