DEAD OR DYING JOBS I KNOW I WOULD BE GREAT AT

  1. Travel guide
  2. Witch
  3. Bootlegger
    No scruples and I love the product
  4. Switchboard operator
    I can be perky and efficient if the situation requires
  5. Writer for the Golden Girls
    No scruples and I love the product
  6. Someone who recommends videos at a video store ("Carey's Picks")
  7. Someone who recommends books at a bookstore ("Carey's Picks")
  8. Alnager
    Quality control manager for woolen goods in olde England
  9. Queen