EVERY REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS TAGLINE EVER, RANKED

  1. 1.
    "Throw me to the wolves, and I shall return leading the pack" - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 5)
    The baddest bitch.
  2. 2.
    "Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but it should be." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 3)
    Amen!
  3. 3.
    "I'm not a bitch, but I play one on TV." - Eileen (Season 5)
  4. 4.
    "Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 2)
  5. 5.
    "I'd rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it." - Brandi (Season 5)
    It's a testament to my impartiality that a tagline of Brandi's ranks so high
  6. 6.
    "People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind." - Kim (Season 2)
    I like how self-aware this is
  7. 7.
    "In my world, money doesn't talk. It swears." - Carlton (Season 4)
    Where is the Real Witches of BH Tudor Mansions I'm waiting for, @andycohen?
  8. 8.
    "Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 4)
    Oh la la!
  9. 9.
    "I like to have fun, but I don't play games." - Yolanda (Season 3)
    This feels very Dutch
  10. 10.
    "Character isn't what you have. It's who you are." - Yolanda (Season 5)
    This too.
  11. 11.
    "Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Freedom is." - Camille (Season 2)
    Are these my only two options
  12. 12.
    "I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now." - Taylor (Season 3)
  13. 13.
    "Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it." - Adrienne (Season 2)
    Someone hasn't read Anne-Marie Slaughter
  14. 14.
    "Money is what I have, not who I am." - Adrienne (Season 1)
    What she is is the designer of the Maloof Hoof (I'd rather be money)
  15. 15.
    "In Beverly Hills, it's who you know. And I know everyone." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 1)
  16. 16.
    "Life is a journey, and I'm finding myself everyday." - Kim (Season 3)
    I wish she would stop losing herself
  17. 17.
    "Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me." - Kim (Season 4)
  18. 18.
    "In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me." - Kyle (Season 1)
    (Another phony)
  19. 19.
    "Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you money." - Brandi (Season 3)
  20. 20.
    "I may look like I have it all, but I want more." - Taylor (Season 1)
  21. 21.
    "In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall." - Brandi (Season 4)
  22. 22.
    "I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest." - Kyle (Season 2)
    First part is true.
  23. 23.
    "Don't tell me you're my friend. Act like one." - Yolanda (Season 4)
  24. 24.
    "You've heard a lot about me, but it's only true when it comes from my lips." - Lisa Rinna (Season 5)
    Ugh there are so many better plays on lips she could have done
  25. 25.
    "I've been rich and I've been famous, but happiness beats them both." - Kim (Season 5)
  26. 26.
    "Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home." - Kyle (Season 5)
  27. 27.
    "I was a child star, and now my most important role is being a mother." - Kim (Season 1)
  28. 28.
    "I'm from this town. I know what's real and what's fake." - Kyle (Season 4)
  29. 29.
    "It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine." - Camille (Season 1)
    Never forget Kelsey Grammer is a real piece of shit, world.
  30. 30.
    "I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it." - Taylor (Season 2)
  31. 31.
    "I'm born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town." - Kyle (Season 3)
    This grammar.
  32. 32.
    "You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest." - Joyce (Season 4)
    Thank god Joyce--the blunt, emaciated fetus--only lasted one season