1. "Throw me to the wolves, and I shall return leading the pack" - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 5)
    The baddest bitch.
  2. "Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but it should be." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 3)
  3. "I'm not a bitch, but I play one on TV." - Eileen (Season 5)
  4. "Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 2)
  5. "I'd rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it." - Brandi (Season 5)
    It's a testament to my impartiality that a tagline of Brandi's ranks so high
  6. "People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind." - Kim (Season 2)
    I like how self-aware this is
  7. "In my world, money doesn't talk. It swears." - Carlton (Season 4)
    Where is the Real Witches of BH Tudor Mansions I'm waiting for, @andycohen?
  8. "Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 4)
    Oh la la!
  9. "I like to have fun, but I don't play games." - Yolanda (Season 3)
    This feels very Dutch
  10. "Character isn't what you have. It's who you are." - Yolanda (Season 5)
    This too.
  11. "Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Freedom is." - Camille (Season 2)
    Are these my only two options
  12. "I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now." - Taylor (Season 3)
  13. "Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it." - Adrienne (Season 2)
    Someone hasn't read Anne-Marie Slaughter
  14. "Money is what I have, not who I am." - Adrienne (Season 1)
    What she is is the designer of the Maloof Hoof (I'd rather be money)
  15. "In Beverly Hills, it's who you know. And I know everyone." - Lisa Vanderpump (Season 1)
  16. "Life is a journey, and I'm finding myself everyday." - Kim (Season 3)
    I wish she would stop losing herself
  17. "Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me." - Kim (Season 4)
  18. "In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me." - Kyle (Season 1)
    (Another phony)
  19. "Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you money." - Brandi (Season 3)
  20. "I may look like I have it all, but I want more." - Taylor (Season 1)
  21. "In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall." - Brandi (Season 4)
  22. "I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest." - Kyle (Season 2)
    First part is true.
  23. "Don't tell me you're my friend. Act like one." - Yolanda (Season 4)
  24. "You've heard a lot about me, but it's only true when it comes from my lips." - Lisa Rinna (Season 5)
    Ugh there are so many better plays on lips she could have done
  25. "I've been rich and I've been famous, but happiness beats them both." - Kim (Season 5)
  26. "Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home." - Kyle (Season 5)
  27. "I was a child star, and now my most important role is being a mother." - Kim (Season 1)
  28. "I'm from this town. I know what's real and what's fake." - Kyle (Season 4)
  29. "It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine." - Camille (Season 1)
    Never forget Kelsey Grammer is a real piece of shit, world.
  30. "I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it." - Taylor (Season 2)
  31. "I'm born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town." - Kyle (Season 3)
    This grammar.
  32. "You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest." - Joyce (Season 4)
    Thank god Joyce--the blunt, emaciated fetus--only lasted one season