FAIL-SAFE COMFORT EQUATIONS

My emotional shelter-in-place recipes
  1. Bob's Burgers + klonopin
  2. Hot bath + red wine + Radiolab
  3. "Old Man" by Neil Young + methodical hair-brushing
  4. Whiskey + foreign crime drama (more cheeky than terrifying)
  5. Big blanket + bowl of ice cream + the Addams Family
  6. A shot of vodka + teach yourself a cheer from Bring it On
  7. Ugly cry + glass of water + solo animalistic dance party to Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor" in your apartment