1. For the edgy design lover who thinks it's 2010
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  2. For the person who has never listened to NWA
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  3. For the Brooklyn hipster trapped in the doughy body of a 65-year-old white man
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  4. For the baby you're pretty sure is going to be a jackass
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  5. For the pun-loving coffee drinker who thinks you need to keep the baby even if you were raped
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  6. For the pun-loving workout buff who thinks you need to keep the baby even if you were raped
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  7. For the man who likes to exercise his right to bear arms
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  8. For the puppy who led HP into the ground
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  9. For the white hat who skews more KKK than Olivia Pope
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  10. For the captain of free enterprise who runs chilly
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  11. For the gourmand who gets all his recipes from Jeb Bush
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