FINISH UP YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING AT THE GOP CAMPAIGN STORES! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

  1. For the edgy design lover who thinks it's 2010
  2. For the person who has never listened to NWA
  3. For the Brooklyn hipster trapped in the doughy body of a 65-year-old white man
  4. For the baby you're pretty sure is going to be a jackass
  5. For the pun-loving coffee drinker who thinks you need to keep the baby even if you were raped
  6. For the pun-loving workout buff who thinks you need to keep the baby even if you were raped
  7. For the man who likes to exercise his right to bear arms
  8. For the puppy who led HP into the ground
  9. For the white hat who skews more KKK than Olivia Pope
  10. For the captain of free enterprise who runs chilly
  11. For the gourmand who gets all his recipes from Jeb Bush