HIGHER THE HAIR, CLOSER TO GOD: DOLLY PARTON ALBUM COVERS OF THE 70S RANKED BY DOLLY'S HAIR HEIGHT

  1. 1.
    The Fairest of Them All
    Serving boudoir galactic conehead ice queen realness. Higher than the Thunderhead coaster at Dollywood. Holier than any traveling preacher on the appalachian circuit
  2. 2.
    Touch Your Woman
    Don't you dare touch this weave though. Hand oils are the nemesis of volume
  3. 3.
    Love is Like a Butterfly
    This hair has wings!
  4. 4.
    Jolene
    Step the f--k off, J. Your flaming locks of auburn hair have nothing on this golden wheat-y mane
  5. 5.
    Golden Streets of Glory
    Golden tunnel of hair swoosh
  6. 6.
    Dolly: The Seeker/We Used To
    Most of this hair is out of frame so I am giving it the benefit of the doubt
  7. 7.
    The Bargain Store
    Department store height at bargain store prices
  8. 8.
    Here You Come Again
    Dolly you're so fun
  9. 9.
    Great Balls of Fire
    Hard to tell because of the shot but this is a commendable effort
  10. 10.
    Heartbreaker
    Solid
  11. 11.
    Bubbling Over
    Love the concept. Think hair integrity suffered.
  12. 12.
    My Favorite Songwriter: Porter Wagoner
    Snooze
  13. 13.
    All I Can Do
    The first of the bandana series. Cute country vibes at expense of glamour
  14. 14.
    New Harvest...First Gathering
  15. 15.
    Joshua
    If your hair can fit through the threshold of a door it's too low!!
  16. 16.
    Coats of Many Colors
    Is this a young Bill Clinton?
  17. 17.
    My Tennessee Mountain Home