PHASES CHRISTINA AGUILERA HAD ALREADY GONE THROUGH BY THE TIME SHE WAS MY AGE

I am 25 and 7 months. I think I've had 1 phase. Maybe 2.
  1. Star Search phase
    Innocence. Velvet. Ballads.
  2. Mickey Mouse Club phase
    Denim. Fresh-faced.
  3. Reflection/Mulan phase
    Blonde Rachel haircut. Lily pads.
  4. Genie in a Bottle phase
    Crop tops and sand.
  5. The Come On Over phase
    Red tips. Pants with side laces
  6. The Latin Grammys phase
    Curling iron. Red to signify fiery
  7. The Lady Marmalade phase
    19th c. French prostitute with crimping tools
  8. The Stripped & Dirrty phase
    Chaps. Stringy Pirates of Caribbean hair. Dirty.
  9. The Can't Hold Us Down phase
    This was on the Stripped album but it feels like a different vibe. I mean, she's wearing pastels
  10. The I Kissed Madonna Too But the Camera Panned to Justin phase
    White lace
  11. The Married phase
    Chuppah
  12. The Car Wash phase
    The remake of the song she did with Missy for the movie Shark Tale
  13. The Roaring 20s phase
    Tilt Ya Head Back. Nelly.
  14. The Marilyn phase
    Extension of the 20s phase because she put her hair in soft blonde curls and did this retro non-decade specific thing. In this phase she was very glamorous and wore red lipstick